I did that once

Ugh sorey guise.

Synchtube just isn’t working tonight.  I think it’s because I’m on a different network.  :(

Are we anywhere?  I clicked on the link that someone posted, but it wasn’t letting me connect?

That awkward moment when everyone is fighting over the mini-Colfer and I’m just sitting here like, “la la la, two years younger than Darren Criss.  Same age as Joey Richter, don’t mind me.”

Going to sleep for 2 hours so I can join my loves in watching AVPM.  This is what my life has become.  Coupons and catterpoozle.

I SWAM ACROSS AN EMPTY LAND

I KNEW THE PATHWAY LIKE THE BACK OF MY DICK

IS THIS THE PLACE WE USED TO FUCK

IS THIS THE PLACE OR AM I SHIT OUT OF LUCK

OH SIMPLE POSITIONS

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE

I’M GETTING OLD

AND I NEED MY HAND TO RELY ON

SO TELL ME WHEN

YOU’RE GONNA LET ME IN

I’M GETTING TIRED

AND I NEED TO BEGIN (FUCKING)

SO IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE WHY DON’T WE GO

TALK ABOUT IT

SOMEWHERE ONLY MY DONG KNOWS

THIS COULD BE THE CLIMAX OF EVERYTHING

SO WHY DON’T WE GO

SOMEWHERE ONLY MY DONG KNOWS.

That awkward moment when you’re the oldest catterpoozle by a longshot.  And have to miss synchtubes because you’re a boring old lady with a job.  D:

Goodnight loves.

I will see you in April when our Starship babies are born.

~*~Starship Pregnancy Pact~*~

SO I SAY NOO-OO-OO

TO FRO-YOO-OO-OO

WHO CARES ABOUT BACTERIA

I NEED TO BE NEARER

TO REAL ICE CREAM

I WANT TO BE

A BANANASHIP RANGER

I WANT TO HAVE

THE SPLITS THEY’VE GOT

I COULD BE

A BANANASHIP RANGER

BUT THERE’S JUST ONE FOOD GROUP THEY ARE THAT I’M NOT

So pretty much it’s been decided:

Bugs = McKinley High

Humans = Dalton

Pincer = Sandy (he’s a predatory gay)

the Overqueen = Sue

Bug = Kurt

Roach = Mercedes

February = Blaine