I need to do this for me.
Finn: Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes
Puck: Here she lies, and no one knew her worth… the late great daughter of Mother Earth
Kurt: On these nights when we celebrate the birth
Artie: In that little town of Bethlehem we raise our glass, you bet your ass, to
Sam: La Vie Boheme
All: La Vie Boheme… La Vie Boheme
Rachel: To days of inspiration
Puck: Playing hooky
Artie: Making something out of nothing
Kurt: The need to express, to communicate
Finn: To going against the grain, going insane, going MAD
Santana: To loving tension
Sam: No pension, to more than one dimension
Rachel: To starving for attention
Tina: Hating convention, hating pretension
Quinn: Not to mention of course, hating dear old mom and dad
Mercedes: To riding your bike midday past the three-piece suits
Kurt: To fruits!
Santana: To no absolutes, to Absolut
Brittany: To choice, to the Village Voice, to any passing fad
Quinn: To being an “us” for once instead of a “them”
All: La Vie Boheme
Santana: Hey mister… she’s my sister.
Rachel: To handcrafted beers made in local breweries
Tina: To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
Santana: To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
Brittany: To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
Tina: Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Mike: Creation, vacation
Finn: Mucho masturbation
Kurt: Compassion to fashion to passion when it’s new
Rachel: To Sontag, to Sondheim to anything taboo
All: Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
Artie: Lennie Bruce
Mike: Langston Hughes
Rachel: To the stage!
Lauren: To Uta
Brittany: To Buddha
Santana: Pablo Neruta, too
All: Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow to blow off Auntie Em… La Vie Boheme
Mr. Schue: Sisters?
Brittany and Santana: We’re close.
Kurt and Finn: Brothers!
Kurt: Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens, carcinogens
Artie: Hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman
Lauren: German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Rachel: Antonioni, Bertuccoli, Kuro Sawa, Carmina Mirana
Quinn: To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ectasy
Sam: Valclav Havel, the Sex Pistols, 8BC
Tina: To no shame never playing the fame game
Puck: To marijuana!
Kurt: To sodomy, it’s between God and me
Brittany: To S&M
All: La Vie Boheme