So everyone was talking about Kurt having a boner on stage, can I just point out that DARREN FREAKING CRISS HAD ONE AS WELL???? YES? GOOD.
Look at it. Nothing to see NOW but what happens after the kiss……
This is right after the kiss.
YES?
CRISSCOLFER IS ON
BITCHEZ
Oh for Chrissakes people. Have you never seen an erection in your life?
THAT IS THE WAY THE PANTS FIT.
THERE NEEDS TO BE ROOM FOR HIS GENITALS. SOMETIMES THAT ROOM BUNCHES UP AND IT LOOKS LIKE A BONER, BUT IT’S NOT.
Listen, we’ve all seen the infamous sweatpants picture. We KNOW Darren is packing heat. That tent is FAR too small for the sausage he is smuggling.
Seriously, folks. If you need to see what a boner looks like under pants, go watch some porn.
Still not shipping CrissColfer no matter how hard you try because Darren is STRAIGHT.
(via anderpson)
Unpopular opinion time
I don’t really give two shits about whether or not my ship or my favorite actor is ahead in any online poll.
You know why?
Because it doesn’t fucking matter.
It doesn’t matter if everyone in the world disagrees with me. That’s why my opinion is an OPINION. I don’t care if you ship Klaine, Kum, St. Berry, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Harry, Harry/Draco, Criss/Chris, Baver/Ohno, Traly, WHATEVER. You’re entitled to your opinion as much as I’m entitled to mine. And if you think Celebrity X is hideous, and I want to bang hir brains out, THAT’S OKAY. It’s no skin off my back because, quite frankly, the odds of Celebrity X giving either of us the opportunity for sex is slim to none, and slim has just left town.
I understand why people want their favorite ship to win in Online Poll XYZ. It’s a pride thing. But there are REAL elections coming up soon, REAL problems in the world that can’t be solved with ship wars, and REAL people suffering every day. Sure, browsing through every manip of the Klaine kiss is an enjoyable way to spend a Sunday evening when I don’t want to do homework. But, there comes a time in your life when you have to pick your battles, and ship/fandom wars just ain’t going to cut it anymore.
In conclusion, calm ya tits.
Check your thighs in the mirror.
I have a rant
So the Glee fandom on tumblr is flipping several shits because an article in Vanity Fair called “The Gay Guide to Glee” referred to Kurt and Blaine as “fags.” I get the outrage, but I honestly don’t have a problem with the use of the word, since the article is written by a gay man. It’s being used in a reclamative sense, and, as someone who is not homosexual, I don’t feel that I have the right to say that the author cannot use that word.
This is simply my opinion, yo.
The US Government recently voted to strip federal funding for Planned Parenthood. Regardless of your thoughts on abortion, this is a step backwards for American women, especially poor American women. PP provides services like pap smears and birth control for women who otherwise couldn’t afford them. I wrote this song to show my support for PP, and the entire Pro-Choice movement.
It’s not up for anyone to say what’s best for you. They can never take your voice… you have a CHOICE.
You can’t tell a tree not to grow
You can’t tell a genius not to know
You can’t tell an artist not to show
So how can you tell me know
Because last time I checked
This body was mine
Given to me at birth
And I’m treating it fine
We should be moving forward
But we’re lagging behind
So I won’t shut up
Until I speak my mind
I have a brain
And I have a voice
So how can you dare to take away my choice
Because it’s not up to you to say
What’s best for me, anyway
Say what you will
But you’ll never take my voice
I have a choice
You can’t tell a person not to be
You can’t tell a blind man to just see
And you can never take my rights away from me
It’s not up to you what I do with my body
Because last time I checked
This body was mine
Given to me at birth
And I’m treating it fine
We should be moving forward
But we’re lagging behind
So I won’t shut up
Until I speak my mind
I have a brain
And I have a voice
So how can you dare to take away my choice
Because it’s not up to you to say
What’s best for me, anyway
Say what you will
But you’ll never take my voice
I have a choice
(FYI, I don’t know why it lags so bad. My webcam always does this.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGY5R_Ngzs&feature=player_embedded
Fellow Darren Criss fangirls, we need to talk.
This scene? Not sexy. The “are you still a virgin” line? NOT. FUCKING. SEXY.
Why, you may ask? I mean, it’s Darren goddam Criss in sexual…
I just wanted to repost this to have it on my blog again.
Thanks to everyone for the positive feedback. :)
You know, I know that I’m about to get a lot of shit for my last tumbl, but fuck it.
I do feel like I should explain myself more eloquently, though.
I have zero respect for bullies. I don’t give a shit if the person has a terrible home life, was bullied hirself, whatever. Bullying and that kind of blatant hatred for others is simply inexcusable in my book. Regardless of how you feel about a person, be it for hir sexual orientation, race, gender, class, life choices, or general personality, you TREAT THAT PERSON WITH RESPECT AND KINDNESS. Full stop.
Why? Because we live in a civilized world, and that’s what you do in a civilized world. You treat other people the way you want to be treated. I don’t give two flying fucks what you think about a person or what you say about them to your friends. That’s you. But to a person’s face, you should be kind.
I feel incredibly strongly about this because I was bullied as a kid for years. From 2nd grade-ish to mid-high school, every day was a struggle to get to school because I had almost no friends and was teased, mocked, and excluded constantly. So when I see someone being bullied or acting as a bully, I’m going to step the fuck in.
The thing is, it really isn’t that damn hard to be a decent person. It’s simply a matter of overriding what you THINK and saying what should be SAID. And it doesn’t matter how far in a closet you are about whatever secrets you’re keeping, kindness is completely doable.
In conclusion, don’t be a dick, clean your plate, brush twice to be sure, and check your thighs in the mirror.
Um… why doesn’t this person just stop being an asshole? I’m not saying “come out,” but you can be in the closet and not be a complete jerkwad to everyone you meet.
It’s really not that hard.
Like, be nice to people. And if you want to be mean to someone, don’t.
I know I’m supposed to feel sorry for this anon, but I’m not. He needs to grow the fuck up.
I am so sick of people acting like obesity can be cured just by “putting down the cheeseburger.”
Fucking really?
Do you think that after all the torture and bullying that I went through as a kid for being fat, I wouldn’t want to fucking be thin? Do you think that after the eating disorder and the depression and anxiety, that I wouldn’t have tried “just putting down the cheeseburger”? Do you think that after 20 years of near-celibacy because our culture has deemed me “unfuckable” that I wouldn’t try dieting? Do you think that the daily glares on the train and snickers behind my back, that after all the whispers of “fatass” that I can FEEL but almost never hear, do you think that MAYBE I WOULD HAVE FUCKING TRIED PUTTING DOWN THE FUCKING CHEESEBURGER?
Or wait, maybe that just doesn’t work.
Maybe I don’t want to be fat.
Maybe I’ve never wanted to be fat. Maybe I spent most of my 22 years absolutely hating myself because I’m fat. Maybe I’ve been in therapy for years because the bullying as a kid did such a number on my emotional state that I am nearly incapable of trusting people when they tell me I’m “pretty,” let alone when they tell me they care about me.
No, I should just put down the cheeseburger.
Calories in - calories out, right?
There’s no way that there are other factors at play.
There’s no way that fatness is (gasp) NOT a choice.
Do people honestly think that anyone would choose to be fat?
