Watching the women’s world cup.

During the last world cup, I received my first oral sex.

During the Mexico/Spain game.

In spanish.

It was really bad.

The cunnilingus, I mean.

The game was good.

I know bitch, I was watching.

Yes, the sex was that bad.

This has been a Failboy story.

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