This actually just happened

  • Dude on phone: I went to a thing at XYZ and there was a guy there who spoke Spanish. Can you put me in contact with him?
  • Me: I'm not sure who that was, but I can put you through to ABC's voicemail, since he heads up that program.
  • DoP: No, I want to speak to the guy who spoke Spanish. Do you know who that is.
  • Me: I THINK it's ABC. He's not available right now, but I can put you--
  • DoP: There were two ladies there, too. I don't remember their names. Can I speak to them?
  • Me: I don't know who they were since I was not aware of this event, but I can--
  • DoP: Just take down my name and number and say that it's urgent. My number is fdjhadsjkfhdasjkfhkadjlsfdjkasl.
  • Me: ::smile smile try not to kill things::
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