Signs You're Old

Signs You’re Old

You empathize with Squidward and Plankton.
You watch “Rent” and think, “you know, Benny has a point.”
Walking into a buffet restaurant, all you can think is, “I should have brought a tupperware container.”
The biggest thrill of your week is half-price laundry detergent.
You watch romantic comedies where the lead has an unspecified “advertising” or “journalist” job and wonder what they do all day. What are their deadline? Why aren’t they at work?
You get legitimately angry at people out running when you’re driving to work. WHY AREN’T YOU WORKING?
Salespeople and waitstaff call you “ma’am.”
People give you The Look when you ask for a student discount.
Regularity is the most important thing in your life.
“$2 shots? Nah, I’ll take a Pinot.”

10/24/12