holymusicaldarkknight:

Superman: You don’t know how fast I am… I’m so fast that if I wanted to, I could fly around the world ‘til it started traveling in the opposite direction… and then everything would go back in time, okay!  And you’d be a little baby… and I’d spank you… like… a little… bat child.

holymusicaldarkknight:

Superman: You don’t know how fast I am… I’m so fast that if I wanted to, I could fly around the world ‘til it started traveling in the opposite direction… and then everything would go back in time, okay!  And you’d be a little baby… and I’d spank you… like… a little… bat child.

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