Drinks based on the Republican nominees
- Rick Santorum: one part coconut cream (frothed), one part spiced rum. Add a dash of Bailey's for color.
- Newt Gingrich: one shot whiskey, one shot pork lard. Top with Bacardi 151 and light on fire. For best results, leave this drink after its fire goes out and get a martini instead.
- Ron Paul: marijuana-infused vodka
- Mitt Romney: a Sprite