August 2012
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Sitting in a room, eating dinner. A Kitara is in my room. Another Kitara with a Sokka walk by. Sokka makes the “i’m watching you” move.
Okay last-minute genius costume.
I have a shirt that looks like a lab coat. I can paint on big eyes and a beak and stare at people. What am I?
Doctor Hoot.
My TMJD is flaring up and I can’t open my mouth all the way right now. But I really want to eat the rest of this fried rice.
Dilemma.
Excalibur Gymnastics - We're not racist! →
youngbadmanbrown:
deliciouskaek:
searchingforknowledge:
cgdageek:
ro-s-a-spar-ks:
The most interesting part of all of this is that the gym isn’t opening a dialogue about what Gabby is talking about, they are just outraged that she called them racist.
There’s nothing more scary to white people than being called racist.
Why? Not because racism is disgusting and horrible, they just don’t...
rachelfierce:
Sometimes I remember that The Doctor keeps a diary so he can sync up with River. I wonder what the entries look like.
Dear Diary,
River kissed me today. It was cool. Kissing is cool.
Love, The Doctor
Dear Diary,
Amy and Rory keep locking themselves in their room. They won’t even let me sleep on the top bunk anymore. I wonder what they’re doing in there.
Love,...
Me: He doesn't work out of this office, but I can take your name and number and forward it onto him.
Caller: No, I'll just call back.
Me: Wat.
Things that are comparable to rape
rape
bobbynewport said: if i end up going i’m wearing a skirt (as lady!11) and not pants because i’m already gonna be hot as balls from the blazer
My Black Widow costume is super-skimpy (literally a slip and fishnets), so I feel like I can afford to be a little more covered with this one. Plus I’m not wearing the damn wig this time.
Why hasn’t James Franco played Fidel Castro in a biopic yet?
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A Note to all Nerds
This coming weekend is Dragon*Con (yay!), but it is also Black Gay Pride in Atlanta.
Please be respectful of your surroundings and remember that not everyone in the city is used to to the same things you are.
Although you should never use homophobic or transphobic language, you should ESPECIALLY refrain from it this weekend, and double especially in public spaces (such as MARTA).
Thank you.
I’m going to start doing research on coffee, wine, chocolate, and cheese.
I feel like that’s my calling.
and then some days I realize that I’ve seen Louis Stevens’ penis
tsunderlock:
wentzporta:
why the fuck are bras so expensive they’re just bOOB HOLDERS
i mean hell i’ll do that for free
that’s a business model right there
It sounds absolutely ridiculous, but sometimes, when Boyfriend is being extra sweet, I wonder what good thing I did to deserve someone to awesome in my life.
I’m a dork.
Made some homemade lotion with jojoba oil, grapeseed oil, turmeric, shea butter, and eucalyptus essential oil. It’s a little greasy right now, but we’ll see how it sets up.
The name: koala-ty lotion for oily skin
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GONNA DRESS YOU UP IN MY LOVE
ALL OVER ALL OVER
The Top 5 Quotes About Rape from Republican Men
agvnotes:
These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable.
1. Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” - mid 2012 Senate Campaign
2. Claytie Williams: “If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it” - mid 1990 Gubernatorial race in Texas
3. Chuck Winder: “I would...
Watchdarrencriss-news:
Fashion’s Night Out: Dress You Up [HQ]
This is cracking me up.
You’ve got everyone standing around and talking.
And then there’s Darren singing and dancing.
A lot like real life, actually.
Funny is a Feminist Issue
(Note: this is for the Feministing “So You Think You Can Blog” contest, so please lemme know if any changes would be beneficial!)
This week, the world lost one of its great funny women— nay, funny people— Phyllis Diller. Ms. Diller had been a showbusiness staple from the early 1950’s onwards, and is credited as the woman who broke through the comedy glass ceiling....
rezipyropoop replied to your post: Confession
we can’t be friends until you get some STANDARDS sarah
THAT’S WHY IT’S HATE-SEX
feministcrixus:
lydiamartinis:
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alphaunni:
isitscary:
avril lavigne and chad kroeger? this marriage exceeds liquid drain cleaner on the ph scale
#ph 14 #CAN’T WE GET MUCH MORE BASIC #SO BASIC
omg. it’s like satan personally arranged this marriage just so he could get the rights to whatever collaboration they’re likely to make and then play it for all...
Today I got mad and wrote the best insult I have ever come up with:
You are a waste of the oxygen you suck in through that ungodly slit you call a mouth.
“32,101”
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The number of pregnancies that result from rape every year in the United States
Relevant to both Todd Akin and every pro-lifer who says pregnancies from rape “aren’t that common” or “don’t happen enough to matter.”
Hey, Tumblr, can we get this post liked and/or reblogged at least 32,101...
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Grooms first time they see their brides on their...
movingupward:
somethingaboutsarah:
On those chubby girl blogs where people submit pictures and write little blurbs about how they’re comfortable with their body and so on, I notice that with 85% of them, the women always mention that they’ve now accepted the way they look because they have a man that’s always telling them they’re beautiful.
Sooo what happens if he leaves you? You go back to...
chrisynova asked: my blog is waiting for you to check it out and follow it if you like it <3 i promise you won't regret it ^__^
indicaxvx:
gutst0spill:
indicaxvx:
Hey people! stop telling others that they need to be confident or saying that ‘a woman with confidence is the biggest turn on ever’ its not cool.
hey people!
stop telling others what can and can’t be a turn on.
That’s not what it’s about, it’s about the fact that a lot of men tell woman that they ‘need confidence’ in order to be sexy, but at the same...
