August 2012
lillyluna:
jacksonkillah:
lillyluna:
As one olympian creates history another one there is to watch him do it. 2 time snowboarding gold medalist olympian Shaun White was there when Michael Phelps won his historic 15th gold medal and 19th olympic medal today.
I once read fan fiction that actually started like this.
Did it involve forehead kissing and bridal-style carrying?
It involved...
rachelfierce said: I was going to say something about Jesus and Jews but I just know that I’ll get verbally slaughtered for it. It was funny in my head. I’m an awful person.
I’ve heard ‘em all. :)
And the dude is praying to Allah in that picture, no joke.
July 2012
I was born a gay man in a woman's body.
saccharine-storyteller:
deanforsam:
finally an accurate explanation…
Er, no.
A gay man born physically female is a gay man in a woman’s body.
If you are as such, congrats on being open about it.
If not, you are simply a straight ciswoman who happens to have stereotypically “gay” interests.
Transgender identities and sexual orientation are real things that exist and...
meggannn:
fourtris-divergent:
One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”
#i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore
#No Hermione, you can’t go out with Finn. His parents aren’t good people.
nobackstage said: i think phelps even said in an interview that he had felt like he was slacking. and lochte is lifting 650 pound tires to train apparently. i just want michael to medal so he can break the record and he deserves it. i just has swimming feels xD
He needs, what, 4 medals? Out of 7 events? He can totally do it.
“lol we need less internet”
– my boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen
Man, I wish I could remember the details of the Michael Phelps sex dream I had last night. All I know is that he was super-into me, there was a boat, a threesome, and he went up an elevator right before I woke up.
Dammit, brain.
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You know what’s a terrible feeling?
Face-stalking your ex-whatever and thinking, “oh my god, this person is not very attractive and his penis has been in my mouth.”
FOIL SEMIFINALS ASSHOLES
Haha there are no Americans because we suck at foil.
We’re only good at Sabre because it’s so aggressive.
alaskagray:
mondlilie:
anderstripper:
The world wide web was created by the British
we own everything
we own tumblr
we own your souls
#Computers were invented by a German. You tried. XD
remind me who won the war
The internet was invented by the American military, so…
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WOO-HOO FIRST AMERICAN MEDAL
MEN’S ARCHERY GETS SILVER.
USA
USA
USA
USA
Leaving tumblr until the Opening Ceremonies air here kbye.
Sometimes I look at the way the Religious Right treats Muslims and people of Middle Eastern/Indian descent. And I realize that once Muslims stop being a convenient scapegoat for them, we Jews will probably be next. It’s been, what, 60 years since anti-Semitism was rampant in the US? We’re overdue for it, frankly.
What scares me the most is that I don’t know when or how...
Best. Job listing. Ever. Read the last line. →
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pelicaneggs:
I FOUND A WHOLE BUNCH OF MY FILES ON A DISC FROM WHEN I WAS 8 AND THIS WAS ON THE FUCKING DISC IM CR YING RIGHT NOW
REBECCA IS THIS YOU
oh man there is a hipster from Brooklyn on Jeopardy.
Actual question from a career aptitude test I'm...
When watching TV dramas do you feel
personally uninvolved with the characters
personally involved with the characters
hahahahahahasfjdklahjfksdsobbing
I just found an online restaurant product warehouse store.
RIP my paycheck.
Me: Oop! Time for bed!
Me: Let me just play this one game of solitaire.
six years later
Me: What the fuck just happened.
Planned Parenthood has a quiz that tells you your... →
Hi I love this.
Okay so apparently cottage cheese makes me feel better.
It's TMI Tuesday and I'm about to hop in the...
Exploit my ask box before I get back.
shapinguptobeprettycondomz:
the year is 2637 and we are still unsure of who let the dogs out
I can’t wait for Sherlock series 3 to come out.
Are any of my fellow Starkids going to DragonCon? I’m thinking of having a Starkid meetup, but I’m not sure if I need to formally make it an event, or just say “meet here at this time.”
rococo-puffs:
helloemmy:
They sell Fifty Shades of Grey at Target.
TARGET.
dude we should just hang out at Target on Friday and stand by the shelves where they keep those monstrosities and tell people that you can find better smut on the internet written by a 13 year old for free.
ooh or we could tell them they’d be better off reading My Immortal.
Lemme get this straight, Tar-geay.
...
glimmering:
moment of silence for the women who are competing in the olympics while on their period
moment of silence for the Muslim athletes competing during Ramadan.
Glee (tv series)
quicksummary:
A group of misfits joins the glee club at their school except they’re actually all hot as hell and most of them are popular. They all date each other except the gay one who is dating Harry Potter.
Avengers stans: A question
For my Black Widow costume, will her interrogation costume be recognizable enough? I’ll have water guns (filled with vodka), an itty-bitty black dress, black hose, and a red wig. Discuss.
brony-stark:
lebanesetana:
shimatsuken:
fffcuk:
why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
or make a winter coat out of someone’s skin
what
#boy that escalated quickly
I was just thinking about Klaine and now I might cry.
#GleekProblems
Well I just freaked myself out.
I was listening to NPR earlier, and they were talking about this theory that your atoms “mourn” you when you die.
So, my thought is, matter can’t be created or destroyed, right? So your atoms go somewhere else after you’re dead.
What if, when you get pins and needles or a random muscle twitch, what if that’s your atoms remembering their old body and missing them?
