June 2012
wishyouwould:
things gordon ramsay says i would like to say to the writers of glee: COME ON. GET IT TOGETHER YOU DONKEY. It’s crap. CRAP. You say all the right things. Now it’s time to do the right things. So much talent WASTED. Quit crying and focus. I feel like I’m on the Titanic. I’ve never seen anything so backwards. Get your head out of your ass. Taste this. Taste the blandness. I have...
Here’s what I don’t get. Why do some people who care so much about the rights of others get so irritable when it comes to religion? Yes, I am a Feminist. Yes I do try to be a good ally to all the oppressed people of the world. Yes, I’m a practicing Jew. Why should it matter what my personal beliefs are if I’m not forcing them on people or trying to use them to justify...
nepeter:
devinadarko:
seeing people’s facebook statuses or tweets that are from tumblr…
seeing people on tumblr whine about normal people touching the “underground status” of their fav website
people who have fandom wars about social media sites…
If you're a feminist who understands the...
New Mexico woman gets night in jail over library...
shortformblog:
$36 overdue book, DVDs earn NM woman a night in jail source
» The too-long arm of the law? You could be forgiven for thinking so over the case of New Mexico’s Lori Teel, who was reportedly arrested over $36 worth of overdue library checkouts — one copy of Twilight, and a DVD of the book series’ second film, New Moon. Arrest warrants had been sent out, but not to Teel’s current...
Go to Akinator and answer all questions truthfully...
everythingharry:
akrumms:
mrselenadonovan:
sabrina-spellman:
designatedwomanwithapulse:
eriksenaldrin:
w h a t .
lmao
haha
he’s not in a tv show but still…..
goddamn.
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
carpe crustulum - seize the cookie
You do not characterize by telling the reader about the character. You do it by...
– Gene Wolfe (via writingquotes)
#RyanMurphy
Should I write Olympics fic like I did for 2010?
Because I’m kind of tempted to.
I just blew my own mind
What if all of “Glee” has been a Broadway musical based on Rachel and Kurt’s lives.
And then at the end, we see that Rachel and Kurt are winning Tony’s for starring and costume design, respectively.
I’m going to turn this into a full-fledged post one day. But for now, here’s the basic idea:
I hate being asked “what do you want to do” because there’s an implied “for a career” to that question.
Fuck careers. No one has careers anymore. You go into an office and everyone does a little of everything. In a recession, you can’t say...
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from...
hung-and-focused:
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
This is horrible…reblogging because everyone should know about this.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/childlure.asp
Not saying that taking a lost little kid to a police station is a bad idea, but research yo shit, y’all.
Also, remember: a...
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Today’s lesson:
The only people who know what your relationship is like are you and the other person (or people) involved in it. Uninvolved third parties don’t know shit.
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bethmai:
so my player just froze
and sebastian, sorry to break it to you
but you have a case of the gay face
I hate it when I’m not worried about something, and then I mention it in passing to someone and then they start harping on a detail and suddenly I start harping on details, too, and then push comes to shove and I realize that there wasn’t actually anything to worry about in the first place.
soapbubblerainbow:
yekko:
andyanal:
How to look like Drake.
A Make-up Tutorial.
what oh my god
who would want this
seriously tho, she is amazing guys. She just transformed into a dude using just makeup. That was amazing. this is one of the few things I would love to learn to do. for any cosplayers, theatre majors and general make up lovers, you should take notes.
lol I know its...
missbirthright:
We take it all in stride: No Doubt has an album coming out at the end of the year, Glee need to do a tribute
myfeetlitup:
killerqueen-80:
I already know what songs everyone should do:
As I mentioned, Blaine, Tina, Brittany, Sam on Making out
Kurt: Underneath It All
Brittany: Running
Rachel to Finn: Happy Now (I’d settle for Ex Girlfriend)
Finn and Rachel (because how...
new favorite gif
"Columbia Pictures is planning a Holmes comedy...
feministcrixus:
endquestionmark:
lorycannotsupinate:
endquestionmark:
beelzeboobie:
erinraspberry:
what.
(i can hear the sherlock fans weeping)
i’m weeping
the world is glorious today
the article is from 2008 :7
hah it is but the other option is wikipedia so
BBC ripped off Borat
A man whose entire career is based off of racism, xenophobia, and homophobia playing Sherlock...
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
ohmyachingsushi:
kanayafempreg:
guys can be feminine without being gay
guys can be feminine without being gay
guys can be feminine without being gay
guys can be feminine without being gay
guys can be feminine without being gay
guys can be feminine without being gay
guys can be feminine without being gay
Also of note:
Women can be masculine without being...
rgodling:
While I appreciate the idea, still not an adequate comparison.
Interracial QUILTBAG couples exist, too!
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The nice thing about being oversensitive is that no one hates me when I mess up more than I hate me when I mess up. Low expectations!
africans:
one time i was watching jeopardy and the category was “Popes” and the guy was like “I’ll take 1600 Popes” and i was like THATS TOO MANY POPES
TOO MANY POPES
fatcorgis:
lesbian is a verb
EVERY DAY I’M LESBIAN
WTF
rococo-puffs:
I was scrolling through the pikachu tag so i could get more pikachu gifs and I found a drawing of pikachu sucking jesus’s dick.
Here’s a link if you don’t believe me.
Reblog if you’ve been personally victimized by Darren Criss.
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Here's a tip
Don’t fall in love.
Because when you fall in love, you wind up spending all the time away from your loved one worrying that zie doesn’t love you back and obsessing over all the things you’ve done wrong. And then you realize that losing hir is the worst thing you can imagine, and your stupid brain dreams up all the reasons zie could leave you. And then you wind up eating ice...
dilophosaurus:
nooby-banana:
dilophosaurus:
Aaaaaand on the subject of food, there’s apparently even some popular American food I had no idea about.
What are these “grits” you speak of and what do they taste like? They look like oatmeal.
Halp how do I food.
GRITS TASTE LIKE FREEDOM
BRITTNEY