June 2012
ohmigawd
the girl who played Effie on Skins and Chris Colfer need to play siblings in a movie.
LOOK AT THEM.
officially freaking out over tomorrow’s interview. I’m going to go practice my answers in the mirror and take a bath to relaxxxx.
chatterboxrose:
What if Ellen sees the tweets about The Box Scene and talks about it on her show because it is sort of relevant and she does like Glee. And then she decides that she is going to “get us the scene” and so it cuts to Ellen dressed as Kurt and Ellen dressed as Blaine acting out the scene and it would be hilarious.
But then she should be like JK HERE’S THE ACTUAL SCENE I BOUGHT...
THIS KID FROM NEW ZEALAND IN THE NATIONAL SPELLING BEE
HE’S SO PRESH
I CAN’T
MUST ADOPT
May 2012
When you work in an office and your friends all...
logo?
did someone say logo?
I know a guy who can make a logo.
Or he can design a website, or another person I know can do that.
Or what about photographs or advertisements or something?
I know people who can do that too.
I’m in love with the law firm I’m interviewing with tomorrow.
THEY SAVED AN ANIMAL SHELTER AND AS A RESULT SAVED A BUNCH OF DOGS.
THEY LITERALLY USED THE LAW TO SAVE PUPPIES.
When I try to put on makeup without a mirror
whatshouldwecallme:
keylimepie:
edvilla23:
sylphoflies:
edvilla23:
What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything.
Atheists: 1
Christians: 1
Everybody wins and live happy.
God fucking damn it.
THAT IS A TIME PARADOX.
no no no no no
science KILLED God, remember?
WatchAhem. I finally finished my Feminist re-working of “What Makes You Beautiful.” Please excuse my strangely goat-like singing and pay attention to the lyrics (below!):
…
…
…
You’re so secure
Give me what for
If I’m wrong but I act like I’m sure
Don’t need no makeup
To cover up
You know the way that you are is enough
Who cares if the rest of the room can see it
I care...
dilophosaurus replied to your post: Boyfriend just called me a “swiss army knife of…
that’s pretty classy. will i get to meet this kid?
When are you back in town? We’re going to trivia on Friday yo.
Boyfriend just called me a “swiss army knife of sexy.”
I don’t even know what that means.
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House to begin debate Wednesday on bill banning... →
No.
Just no.
I can’t even express how fucked-up this is.
But lord knows I’ll try.
In a statement, the bill’s main sponsor, Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.)noted that “A minority baby is currently five times more likely to be aborted than a white baby, and nearly half of all black babies are aborted, with over 70 percent of abortion clinics being located in predominantly minority...
Watchfeministcrixus:
panahemataylor:
fckyeahitslauren:
peachouille:
Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)
God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.
>Other Scenes<
Blaine’s bedroom Scene :
B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)
K : Am I that...
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Fun story
Medicine I actually need because my body can’t produce thyroid hormones: $4
Medicine I need to be able to leave the house without a panic attack: $4
Medicine that’s for purely cosmetic purposes and I’m only taking at my parents’ insistence: $25 and $55
carsonphillips:
Give me all the scripts starting at 2x06 I want to know everything
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what if Ryan Murphy WANTS Glee to fail.
what if he’s deliberately trying to get Fox to cancel it.
it’s not like he needs the money.
what if these scenes are all just a hint
and he’s going to change the show to be on Showtime
and it’ll be all dicks all the time
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The Box Scene
theboxscene:
“Extraordinary Merry Christmas:” Act Six
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Anonymous asked: (contd from last message) It’d’ve been nice to hear when I was in high school, instead of being told by boy bands that they wanted “a digital get-down” because they “want it that way.”
darrensbutt:
i’d pay money to see darren get punk’d tbh
it would cost too much to air it because there would be too much to bleep out.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
moniquill:
supersoygrrrl:
lettherebecramp:
THE WORD “GYSPY” IS A RACIST SLUR USED TO BELITTLE AND ABUSE ROMANI PEOPLE
DON’T TAG PICTURES OF YOU DANCING IN THE WOODS WITH SPARKLY SCARVES AS “GYPSY”
DON’T TAG PICTURES OF ANY OF YOUR OTHER HIPPIE SHIT AS “GYPSY”
DON’T USE THE WORD “GYSPY”
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Don’t name your whimsical blog/store anything with the...
Guys, Ten couldn't carry the Olympic torch.
literatigeek:
If he did, Donna would see it on television, recognize him and thus her mind would burn up.
Eleven has realized this and thus he’s now carrying it to save her life.
He’s got it under control.
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Do you think the Glee cast makes fun of Chris’ transformation into a sex god?
“OH HAY CHRIS DIDN’T RECOGNIZE YOU WITH YOUR ARM MUSCLES.”
“OH CHRIS I NEED TO CUT THIS SLICE OF BREAD, COULD YOU USE YOUR JAWBONE?”
“HEY CHRIS WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE OLD CHRIS COLFER? IS HE LOCKED IN YOUR BASEMENT?”
theprairiescall replied to your post: theprairiescall replied to…
we bleed. That makes us blood buddies.
NO ONE MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD.
theprairiescall replied to your post: theprairiescall replied to…
haha yeah sorry to burst your bloody bubble. I was like a week ago or something though.
Le sigh. And here I thought we were blood buddies.
theprairiescall replied to your post: theprairiescall replied to…
I’m not on it though?
Well nevermind then.
doo do doo
theprairiescall replied to your post: theprairiescall answered your question: I have an…
IDK but what ever it is its gross!
Yep.
P.S. This is gross, but I think we’re cycling together.
theprairiescall answered your question: I have an idea
I know what that stuff is! It’s food for the fetus!
IS THAT PLACENTA?
Doctor Who: Matt Smith carries the Olympic Torch,... →
After the Tenth Doctor lit the London 2012 Olympic Flame in the Doctor Who episode “Fear Her,” many Who fans were clamoring for David Tennant or Matt Smith to carry the Olympic Torch.
Friend: I hope you're happy.
Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
Friend:
Me: What.
IT’S OKAY TO NOT LIKE PEOPLE
IT’S OKAY
BUT DON’T BE A DICK ABOUT IT
IT’S OKAY TO NOT LIKE PEOPLE
BUT DON’T BE A DICK TO THE PEOPLE YOU DON’T LIKE
the-vashta-nerada:
hey bro
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brosicle
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brotato chip
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barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
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[[MORE]]I’m not saying my boyfriend is perfect.
I’m just saying that he schlepped downtown in traffic to see me, took me out to dinner even though he wasn’t hungry, listened to me complain about my period, snuggled with me when I started feeling gross, and didn’t push for any sexy times even though he paid for dinner and has been a perfect gentleman all night.
Obviously I...
