I need Feminism...
whoneedsfeminism: Because I would want my daughter to grow up knowing that coat hangers are meant to hang coats, not babies.
Darren Criss: My life is a series of actors changing places.
Me: My life is a series of burritos breaking their tortillas.
My parents, ladies and gentlemen
Mom: You know, you're my best friend.
Mom: I mean, I get along great with the girls and my friends and I love them all, but you're my best friend in the world.
Mom: And I'm so glad that I married you.
Died at all the 5 second cameos Fred had.....
oppositeoffear: erinww: omg I was dying.
For the record, if you reblog me, I will look through your blog. It’s only fair.
Words Used to Describe Genitals
wtffanfiction: So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. Read More
but like how can one person make you feel so many different things at once?
Ugh guise the Boy is being awesome tonight.
Sometimes, I sing the song “Human” by the Killers as: Are we human Or Tony Danza
Just added Pigfarts as my high school on facebook nbd
P.S. I love it when people tell me, “you make a good point but shouldn’t be so condescending.” It’s the debating equivalent of, “you would be so pretty if you just smiled, sweetheart.” Sorry that my tone isn’t nice enough for you, but I’ve got bigger things on my mind than being “nice.”
Fellow White people, you gotta stop this shit.
When someone tells you that you are acting racist or saying racist things, you fucking stop doing it. You don’t start freaking out. You don’t act like you’ve been dealt a terrible disservice. You don’t argue semantics and linguistics as if you’re at a fucking etymology convention. You stop. You think. You apologize. You learn. The more you fight back, the...
[[MORE]]no no no this is the opposite of okay. I’m having to take tons of time off work lately for projects for my dad, and I think my boss is starting to get pissed at me because they’re having to scramble to find someone to fill in at the front desk for me. And I don’t want to piss them off, but I don’t want to upset my dad either by dropping out at the last minute....
When I get pregnant (WAAAAAY FAR IN THE FUTURE), I’m going to have the best party ever. “Congrats on the sex” cake fetus cookies fetus watermelon carvings baby spinach salads baby corn baby peas pin the sperm on the egg It’s going to be awesome.
I just really like reading about Feminist intersections with race and class and culture and religion and sexual orientation and gender and all the other intersections of all these things because I’m a white, straight-passing, cisfemale Feminist and I just really like to know the opinions of all the other people in the movement. And also I think it’s bad-ass to see people doing things...
Aww Joey is going to be on the Disney channel! I bet Darren is crazy jealous.
I hate these ships
foreverabitch: disruptedoriginal: and I’ll tell you why: Read More I don’t like to hate on ships, because each to their own y’know, but I fucking agree with every word that is said here. everything ^
Best idea I've ever had
the next car I get is going to be a pedovan and I’m going to paint it bright blue and get a police box sign to go on one side and I’m going to call it the TARDIS and I’ll take adventures in it
George Zimmerman’s lawyer: Sorry for my client... →
I think this case has officially reached Monty Python levels of absurdity, and I could not be more irritated about it.
saucy-sarah: bobbyfinger: This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today. (H/T Steven) I LOVE NICKI!!!!!
I don’t really like the idea of having awards shows for organizations like GLAAD and the NAACP. Because it seems to me like they’re always giving awards to people outside of the group for not being assholes. I mean, I think it’s great that Naya Rivera and Josh Hutcherson have shown support for the QUILTBAG community and have chosen roles that reflect that. But awarding them...
Reasons to run and stay in shape:
monkehslut: what if the Doctor comes down and decides to make you his new companion? you need to be in shape for that it’s an awful lot of running it could happen
But what if I wrote a diet/exercise book that was based on ways to train yourself to survive the zombie apocalypse, the Hunger Games, and becoming the Doctor’s companion.
Who's going to SBL on opening night?
And who wants to come to Atlanta and see it with me because I live near two art cinemas yay.
BUT EMMA WATSON LIKES SBL. WHAT IF THEY BECOME FRIENDS. WHAT IF SHE REPLACES BONNIE IN AVP3. OR CHRIS DOES. IDK I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW.