February 2012
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RACHEL BERRY
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“We would’ve had a whole week of songs about it.”
I love Santana so much.
It’s like I’m crying. Tears are coming out of my eyes and I just want them to go in bwah.
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All I’m saying is that Rachel’s face during “Never Can Say Goodbye” looks like Blaine’s did during “Blackbird.”
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I’ll see you in nine months, Kevin and Harry.
A dude is trying to get me to watch him fap via skype.
A friend and I are making plans to go to a lesbian bar.
And watching Darren Criss and Naya Rivera sing in a parking deck is making me hornier than anything else going on tonight.
I’m Gleesexual.
Songs that shouldn't make me cry but do because...
I Want to Hold Your Hand
Blackbird
Teenage Dream
Don’t Stop Believing
Perfect
To Sir, With Love
One Hand, One Heart
Don’t Stop
Billionaire
Misery
Raise Your Glass
I Kissed a Girl
We Are Young
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You're a vegetable
You’re a vegetable
January 2012
Sloppy janes, man.
Fucking delicious.
Me: On a scale of 1 to Snoop Dog, how stoned are you right now?
Friend: Bill Hader.
Me: So pretty high up there? Like, between a Bill Clinton circa 1998 and a T.I.?
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Poop-related Klaine humor
You bladder, Kurt
You bowel move me, Kurt
For s-ex-lax-tionals? For s-ex-lax-tionals.
Because of all the laxatives? Because of all the laxatives.
Enema misery, there ain’t nobody who can comfort me
Blow the candles out, looks like a Cottonelle night. And I think I’ll be alright.
If you have a minute why don’t we go.
One hand, one fart.
sweetfar-tardis replied to your post: sweetfar-tardis replied to your post: Like, I’m…
Riiiight. Just like I’m multitasking right now by being on tumblr, facebook, and doing my weekly reflection paper.
Today I researched furniture for 8 hours. That has to count for something, right?
sweetfar-tardis replied to your post: Like, I’m trying to figure out where all my time…
The two hours for internetting is really four. There you go.
Shut your whore mouth I multitask.
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queerasdisney:
Modern Family gets into NYADA.
Like, I’m trying to figure out where all my time goes, and I can’t account for it.
8 hours at work
8 hours sleeping
1.5 hours exercising
1.5 hours commuting
1 hour reading
2 hours internetting
That’s 22 hours
Where are the other 2?
I am good at many things
making quesadillas is not one of them.
confettistan:
wishyouwould:
pippipklooray:
oh wow what a surprise I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact she accepted his marriage proposal after they totally resolved that huge fight.
no really I’m sure it has nothing to do with that.
isn’t will singing that elvis “a little less conversation (a little more action please)” song? in the ricky martin ep, i think? i’m guessing we...
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"i hate girls that drink, they lose all respect...
feministdisney:
Someday, when people "duel" each other on Glee
cracktastic:
I want them to have to stop mid-song and be like
“No, stop, I want to do the upper harmony-“
“Oh okay, I’ll do the melody, wait, I thought you were singing the second verse?”
“No no you sing the verses and I sing the choruses!”
“Sorry it’s hard to hear you when you’re facing away from me dramatically!”
It makes me sad when people underestimate how slutty I am.
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Today I chose sexy times over snowboarding.
I feel like a real human.
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That moment of panic when you send out an inappropriate text and wonder if you sent it to the wrong person.
