I will buy the Glee DVDs for one reason and one...
And that is a hardcore sex scene. Otherwise, fuck you, Ryan Murphy.
THERE GOES THE BATTERY. A DEMAIN, MES AMOURS.
Of course the new Glee promo comes out right before my battery dies and on the day that I left my charger at school. I fully expect y’all to dissect it and have a HQ, slowed-down version on youtube by 9 AM tomorrow.
true-photographer started following you
akitron: ididthatonce reblogged your post: i want to make an aesthetically pleasing (to me) shirt design Cissexism” :p What about: TRANS*CEND or TRANS* CEND. oh oh oh i like that oh oh Sometimes I’m awesome at puns. :)
i want to make an aesthetically pleasing (to me)...
the-houxbois-academy: akitron: with that slogan: trans*cending transphobia but how (really bad with typography ugh my life) I’d do “Ceasing Cissexism” :p What about: TRANS*CEND or TRANS* CEND.
Can fat people be healthy? A provocative new study shows that obese people who...– CBS article on a new weight study via @Fatheffalump on Twitter (via shallanelprin) Suck it, Trebek. (via fattiesinlove) tralalalala (via frolickingpygmypuffs)
wendellina replied to your post: wendellina said: YES. I HAS LOSSA JELLY FOR YOU… My school doesn’t offer ASL. I learned a little bit back in elementary and some middle school, and still retain some of that information, but still. My mom keeps “seeing” me as an interpreter for some fanceh shmanseh people. lolz dead ppl rule Ugh that sucks. I really wish that more schools offered it as a...
wendellina said: YES. I HAS LOSSA JELLY FOR YOU FOR SIGN LANGUAGE CLASS. LOSSA LOSSA JELLY. Gurl it’s such a fun class. It’s also so useful. If you get a chance, you should DEFINITELY take an ASL class.
I’m going to be writing a report on Darren’s interpreter for my sign language class. If it turns out well, do you want me to post it on the tumblr?
Oh sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln, there are shirtless pictures of the dude. I can’t.
wake-up-kid started following you
oh my fuck
I have met the single most attractive human being on the planet. He’s somehow also straight, single, and Jewish. Excuse me while I go facestalk his everything.
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
dappersonofabitch: lmaogtfo: #DUDE I LOVE THESE THINGS I USED TO HAVE LIKE 8 THEN IT ALL POPPED AND WATER SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE. truc, just think about that statement for a second.
WTF did my emotions just do?
I was in a great mood like 15 minutes ago, and then I listened to some Michelle Branch and now I’m depressed. Not even “Good Ol’ Moon” is cheering me up. SERATONIN, Y U NO WORK PROPERLY.
theprairiescall replied to your post: Cranberry juice cocktail is the worst fucking invention ever. If you buy it, you should really reconsider your life choices. and that’s how Regina George died. This is why you’re my favorite.
Cranberry juice cocktail is the worst fucking...
dappersonofabitch: themarauderswhore: THIS IS NOT HELPING MY NOSE FETISH. NOT AT ALL.
COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS HOW DID I MISS THAT THE...
AND HE MIGHT COME STAY OVER THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE DRAGON CON. BRB SHAVING ALL THE HAIR ON MY BODY AND STEALING THE CONDOM BOWL.
I found this while looking for the gif of Donald...
Molly is watching the last episode of Lost and texting me about it. This is so beautiful.
Guh. I hate being so sensitive to shit. It feels like every time someone gives me a critique or is the least bit upset with me, I’ve let the entire world down and should just give up. I just really don’t want people to be mad at me or disappointed in me. Ever. So I don’t really try unless I have to because at least then I won’t let anyone down.
Great moments in grammar
Today, in my grammar class, we talked about conjunctions. The professor used the acronym “FANBOYS” to remember coordinating conjunctions (For, And, Not, But, Or, Yet, So). So, naturally my first thought was, Fanboys = Darren and Chris. And then I realized that CrissColfer = CoordinatingConjunctions. Which led to doodles of Darren and Chris dressed as HP/Star Wars nerds. Which...
Lost another follower.
Intersex Australians Must Join Sex Offender... →
penname007: iexpectmore: Australian intersex persons and female-identified transexuals who require anti-androgen medication must join a sex offender registry or take the very high risk of being refused a prescription. what
justin beiber y u no luv me– The Holy Ghost
In which Sarah rants about HP houses. Again.
I was upset at first when Pottermore sorted me into Hufflepuff. Quite upset, actually. I’d always pictured myself as a Ravenclaw- cerebral, intelligent, dreamy. And it’s true that that’s who I was when I first started reading the Harry Potter books. I was a shy, bookish girl who lived in my on head. But I can see how I’ve changed over the last few years, and I can see...
struckbylux: Read More IDK, maybe it’s just because I’m really interested in “hip-hop culture” (note the scare quotes) and I like the music, but I can see the purpose of the shirt-ripping and the bleeping. Hip-hop, in its purest form, is all about being counter-culture and undermining the dominant culture. What better way to do that than to perform a song that...
Anonymous asked: Bruno did it better.