August 2011
My mom just called me into the living room and...
alexpectopatronum:
chatterboxrose:
I just stared for a moment.
“Did you seriously just ask me that? Do you really think that I didn’t know about it from the moment the tour started?”
Then I was like:
This has happened to me.
Not even kidding.
Think my mom asked me the same thing.
My mom did that today, too. I just responded, “Yes and I plan to see it the day it opens and...
July 2011
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QuestPumpkin200 bitches.
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I SWAM ACROSS AN EMPTY LAND
I KNEW THE PATHWAY LIKE THE BACK OF MY DICK
IS THIS THE PLACE WE USED TO FUCK
IS THIS THE PLACE OR AM I SHIT OUT OF LUCK
OH SIMPLE POSITIONS
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
I’M GETTING OLD
AND I NEED MY HAND TO RELY ON
SO TELL ME WHEN
YOU’RE GONNA LET ME IN
I’M GETTING TIRED
AND I NEED TO BEGIN (FUCKING)
SO IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE WHY DON’T WE GO
...
I really love MAMD, but I could deal without the heteronormativity and the slut-shaming.
I think it’s because I’ve grown to expect so much of the Starkids and I really want them to acknowledge all people and walks of life.
IDK.
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Klaine & Toronto
superherojjin:
ssimilee:
I think we can call them ‘The Dalton(or Warblers) Family’!
inspired by this brilliant gif :)
GIF Source: youhadmeatklaine
YEEEEESSSSSS
^^^ btw does anyone else read the .gif maker’s name as “you had meat klaine”
because i do.
i like meat.
“You had meat Klaine”
...
I just want to point out
fuckyeahgleelove:
chatterboxrose:
fuckyeahgleelove:
To all the people saying that Little Warbler (I know his name is Kellan, I just like calling him that) can’t be Blaine and Kurt’s baby because he looks “too Asian.”
Not necessarily.
I’m Filipino and I have a cousin who’s also full Filipino and she looks really Asian-Asian instead of Pacific-Islander Asian. And she doesn’t look like her...
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wendellina replied to your post: dilophosaurus replied to your post: Is it…
Shark Week.laksjdf;laksjd;fl. Sorry. That sucks on top of everything. Eeeeeeewwwwwwww lukewarm eggs.
MY SHARK WEEK IS GOING TO COINCIDE WITH SHARK WEEK ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL AND THIS MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN I CAN EXPLAIN. And yeah. Groce eggs.
dilophosaurus replied to your post: Is it possible to die from pooping too much?
take some medicines and stay hydrated (thats the most important part). go to the doc if needed
Lol girl it’s not liquid or anything. I just feel like everything in my body is coming out of my butt. It’s also Shark Week which isn’t helping.
wendellina replied to your post: Is it possible to...
Is it possible to die from pooping too much?
Because, like, I had Persian food for lunch and lentils for dinner and then some really shitty IHOP for a snack after tha club and now my stomach feels gross and everything hurts.
Tell Darren I love him.
My college is actually Hogwarts
Buildings change shape for no reason.
Stairways lead to nowhere
Instead of dementors, we have the Atlanta City Police
Instead of ghosts, we have the homeless
There’s a really nice shopping area adjacent to the school
Underground Atlanta is basically the Shrieking Shack
I think I saw a werewolf there once
If you walk past the same hallway three times and think hard enough, it leads...
Weird thoughts about Glee
Greatest episode idea: “Mixed Up.”
Blaine transfers to McKinley and joins the Asian club. Everyone is like, “bitch plz you white” and he has to explain that he’s mixed-race and everyone feels bad for being racist. But, like, more drawn out.
Meanwhile, Mercedes and her new boyfriend (who in my mind is White) deal with pressure from her family for dating a White...
What do we call the writers as a whole now?
consultingoctopus:
loserslikemedefygravity:
evarren:
it’s not just RIB
it’s RIBARMMMR
I was thinking about this. I just call them yhujmvfghyefvv (keyboardsmash)
we’ll probably change it to ‘you bastards’ before the end of the season
Let’s collectively call them “snookums.”
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I can't decide what song to submit for the Darren...
Options:
The Coolest Girl:
Sami/Harry:
“Jealousy” is posted somewhere way back on here. I can really belt on it, but I feel like everyone with singing talent will do that song. :-/
I could also lock myself in a room with my guitar for a few hours and try to write an original song.
Thoughts?
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That awkward moment when you’re the oldest catterpoozle by a longshot. And have to miss synchtubes because you’re a boring old lady with a job. D:
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Misfits vs memes
girlwithapumpkintattoo:
reblog if you're still waiting for your child...
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Goodnight loves.
I will see you in April when our Starship babies are born.
~*~Starship Pregnancy Pact~*~
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SO I SAY NOO-OO-OO
TO FRO-YOO-OO-OO
WHO CARES ABOUT BACTERIA
I NEED TO BE NEARER
TO REAL ICE CREAM
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I WANT TO BE
A BANANASHIP RANGER
I WANT TO HAVE
THE SPLITS THEY’VE GOT
I COULD BE
A BANANASHIP RANGER
BUT THERE’S JUST ONE FOOD GROUP THEY ARE THAT I’M NOT
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So pretty much it’s been decided:
Bugs = McKinley High
Humans = Dalton
Pincer = Sandy (he’s a predatory gay)
the Overqueen = Sue
Bug = Kurt
Roach = Mercedes
February = Blaine
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That awesome moment when you realize that Tootsie Noodles’ cousin was eaten by a horse because zie was a stack of hay.
RIP stack of hay.
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There is Starship fanfiction.
No porn, though. I am disappoint.
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Every day I'm tumbling.
Also, making an “I’m Awesome” playlist.
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keter-in-malkuth:
ididthatonce replied to your post: ididthatonce replied to your post: 56 I think the…
I’m an English major. This shit is what I do all day long.
ngl, it’s a turn on
Just applied to be a mod at the glee kink meme. Fandom: I is it.
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ph0ne-sex started following you
vaginastew:
ididthatonce:
imadappertapper:
vaginastew:
this (｡◕‿◕｡) makes everything seem ok
ur blog sux (｡◕‿◕｡)
u have no friends (｡◕‿◕｡)
im going to fist u with a stick covered in fire ants (｡◕‿◕｡)
ur mom traded u for crack once (｡◕‿◕｡)
ur dad is having an affair (｡◕‿◕｡)
u have 7 days to live (｡◕‿◕｡)
ur adopted (｡◕‿◕｡)
fergie is going to make more music (｡◕‿◕｡)
Jesus...
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memewhore:
“Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I’m home bound.”
– Odysseus (via historysaidwhat)
On the video he kissed Dot on the cheek
anderpson:
blainedapperson:
dapperasfcuk:
thatwarmsmycockles:
cupcakekurt:
konchoo:
They talked about the internet and seeking things about themselves.
He said that he wanted to find a pic from the premiere of him and Joe.
And that he just asked for it[?] somewhere and got it in like a minute.
I bet you anything he has a fangirl blog on Tumblr and everyone thinks he’s one of the...
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Me: Motivate me to exercise.
Brittney: What works for you?
Me: I dunno, tell me exercising will make Darren Criss fall in love with me.
Brittney: Um… well, if you exercise, you’ll have a longer life when he does fall in love with you. And it helps for longer sexytimes.
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imadappertapper:
vaginastew:
this (｡◕‿◕｡) makes everything seem ok
ur blog sux (｡◕‿◕｡)
u have no friends (｡◕‿◕｡)
im going to fist u with a stick covered in fire ants (｡◕‿◕｡)
ur mom traded u for crack once (｡◕‿◕｡)
ur dad is having an affair (｡◕‿◕｡)
u have 7 days to live (｡◕‿◕｡)
ur adopted (｡◕‿◕｡)
fergie is going to make more music (｡◕‿◕｡)
Jesus called me a dick (｡◕‿◕｡)
I have...
“Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” is playing.
Dammit, CP Coulter, you ruined this song for me.
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