I never noticed that Bonnie Greusen had a bit of a lisp until this AVPM behind-the-scenes video. It’s adorable.
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leoctopusgardens: jumperfuckr: thebrightestbitchofherage: Jeff Bridges. Fuck Yeah John F. Kennedy. F. Scott Fitzgerald. Ron Howard.
I'm organizing the FYDC queue instead of taking a...
Great conversations. Me: Sorry about that fanfic post. It’s like 99% smut. Brittney: Most fanfic is.
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Great coworker moments. Coworker who just got Lasik: All I can see is white. Me: That’s racist.
I was going to go to bed at midnight. It is now 1:23 and I have “Rasputin” by Boney M stuck in my head. No sleep will be had.
My fanfics: A Masterpost
This is a list of all the fanfics I’ve written/am working on. At least, the non-shitty ones. They’re all Glee. Fuck you. Enjoy. Completed: All We Need to Make it Through. G. Drama/Angst. Carole talks to Kurt about the prom debacle. She learns the real reason he left Dalton… and it’s not what she expected. Wingman. R-ish. Klaine. Fluff. Blaine discovers...
a-contrario-sensu: ididthatonce: I lied. Quinn/Schue make a better match than Rachel/Schue. That also solves the Santana/Puck/Rachel/Finn/Quinn love pentagon. Santana is with Brittany, Puck is with Zises, Rachel is with Finn, and Quinn is with her teacher. And then Schue gets fired and Sue takes over for season 4 when we follow them all to Ohio State. She coaches the Ohio a capella group,...
"True Colors" is the best New Directions...
I lied. Quinn/Schue make a better match than Rachel/Schue. That also solves the Santana/Puck/Rachel/Finn/Quinn love pentagon. Santana is with Brittany, Puck is with Zises, Rachel is with Finn, and Quinn is with her teacher. And then Schue gets fired and Sue takes over for season 4 when we follow them all to Ohio State. She coaches the Ohio a capella group, and teaches poli sci. Groff is...
Watching the women's world cup.
During the last world cup, I received my first oral sex. During the Mexico/Spain game. In spanish. It was really bad. The cunnilingus, I mean. The game was good. I know bitch, I was watching. Yes, the sex was that bad. This has been a Failboy story.
Aaand the Dalton thing has over 800 notes. Am I tumblr famous yet? I should probably do homework seeing as I have class in 3 hours.
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Things that need to happen in Season 3
1) Klaine sex 2) Will hooks up with a student. Preferably Rachel. 3) Tina gets a full solo 4) Samcedes kissing 5) Rachel finally gets laid and stops being an insufferable bitch 6) Quinn goes apeshit 7) More Klaine sex That’s about it.
My priorities are seriously fucked. My B.O.B. (named Blaine Warbler, btdubs) is calling out to me like, “SARAH COME TO BED I NEED CUDDLES.” And I’m just like, “NOOOO SPIDER SOLITAIRE.” I also set up a printer like an hour ago just so I could print HP tickets. SUCCESS.
wendellina said: Stuff like that makes me so fucking angry. Apparently ADHD can be diagnosed as young as 3 years old. WELL DUR. THEY’RE KIDS. BESIDES ADHD ISN’T REAL! ;ALSDKJF;LASJKDF;LKJAS;LDFKJ;LASKDJF;L Sorry. So much of that stuff is utter bullshit. I mean, my mother has been a special ed teacher for 20+ years, and even she says that half her caseload doesn’t actually have...
Just read up on “not-so-positive” characteristics of gifted children in my textbook. Now I know why I was such an insufferable bitch as a kid. I was ~*~gifted.
So far, all I’ve learned from this education class is that teachers love acronyms and bullshit.
a-contrario-sensu: ididthatonce: Read More One-on-one time is a great idea. a) it gives you a window into what he’s really like, and some insight on whether you want to date him or not; b) it gives HIM the opportunity to see how fucking great you are and how much of a shmuck he is if he lets you go. Plus, it’s good adrenaline. People are capable of CRAZY shit when they’re in an adrenaline...
a-contrario-sensu: “When your heart expands.”: Janney gets ‘Struck by Lightning’, thesp to star in laffer opposite Chris Colfer of ‘Glee’ fyeahgleeclub: Allison Janney will topline opposite Chris Colfer of “Glee” in the indie coming-of-age comedy “Struck by Lightning,” directed by Brian Dannelly (“Saved”) from a script that was penned by Colfer. The story, which opens with...
Okay so. What if.
What if. For the last show of the tour, Brittany and Blaine actually make out. Or Kurt actually proposes to Blaine. Or Blaine and Kurt make out. Or they all have a threesome onstage. The point is, I want all of these things to happen. OR EVEN BETTER. Kurt proposes to Blaine, and then Blaine is like, “you love the blazer” and Kurt says, “yeah I do” and Blaine rips...
Just talked to the friend on whose friend I have the major crush. Awkward sentence construction. You get the picture. She said that he needs to get his shit together before dating anyone. And that I’m probably not his type. But she’s also giving me advice on how to get one-on-one time with him. Because I suck at getting from the acquaintance zone to the dating zone. I...
geminico started following you
a-contrario-sensu: ididthatonce: Yeah, I don’t know how the second half of this sounds. But I dedicate this song to all of YOU, lovely followers! OMG you’re totally on my screen. <3 the song. Gurl that’s because I love you.