Bold what applies to you. Things I Love: 1. Cats 2. Chai Tea. 3. Green Tea. 4. Texting. 5. Movies. 6. Music. 7. Rock Band. 8. TV or DVD. 9. No School. 10. Recycling. 11. Snow. 12. Reading. 13. Writing. 14. Poetry. 15. Novels. 16. Singing in the car. 17. Sun Chips. 18. Hiking. 19. Biking. 20. Water. 21. iPod. 22. Surveys. 23. Facebook. 24. Friends. 25. Family. Things I Hate: 1. Spiders. 2....
I'M BACK FROM VACAY
The hotel had the worst internet connection, so I was out of the loop. BUT I’M BACK, BITCHES.
nm really nasty illegal shit just went down
Watching “Crazy Stupid Love” and it’s so awkward and uncomfortable but okay I guess and it reminds me of the first time I fell in love at 12. I’m 95% sure he’s gay now. Real talk.
My sister got me membership to an LA Fitness down the street from my apartment for Chanukah. I’m psyched, but kind of scared. I want to do PT, but I’ve heard of a lot of people who threw up after their first session, and that’s simply not an option for me. Also, I don’t want to mess with the whole nutrition thing because of my past ED. Meh.
New life goal: write for Team Starkid.
Re-watching AVPM for the 4th time. bb!Darren is so presh Also, it’s just as funny the 4th time around as it was the first time. Also also I can’t deal with the fact that I met Ron, Malfoy, Ginny, and Voldemort. SOMEONE’S COMING IT’S NOT ME I SWEAR
Merry Darren Crissmas
Why am I watching 30 Rock at 2 AM?
Sometimes I wish I could fast forward to ten years from now and see where all my favorite actors/musicians are. I’d love to see what Charlene Kaye or Chris Colfer are doing in 2022.
ooh I’m up to 22 now. 4 more listens and it’ll be an average of twice a day. I have a problem.
“New Morning” was added to my itunes on 12/10. It is now 12/23 and I have listening to it 21 times. That means that, on average, I listen to that song over 1.5 times a day. Keep in mind that I don’t listen to my itunes on most days. /obsessed
It’s my mommy’s birthday. :3
I did a writing test for the job I’m interviewing for tomorrow. They wanted me to write a NYT-style review of my hypothetical autobiography. It is VERY hard to not write about my anxiety and depression when writing about my life story. I think I did an okay jorb, though. Essay posted under the cut because I’m full of good feelings tonight. Self-Rescuing Princess: The Sarah Malkin...
Today a friend texted me that she’s going to be “all alone” when I go out of town next week. So I replied with as much of “Not Alone” as could fit into 160 characters. Can’t be tamed.
Tracy: I see the erotic potential in everything, even you Kenneth.
Kenneth: Well I AM wearing a cuffed trouser today.
I can’t deal with how much I am Liz Lemon.
About to go on a date with my ex. Who I dumped via GChat. And who was way more into me than I was into him. And also who might have been mooching off me a little bit. Because he had no job. And also I have zero interest in getting back together with him. Fingers crossed that I at least get free Chipotle out of the deal.
inacupboardundersomestairs: kissedmequiteinsane: neverforgetneverforgive: yasminini: chamctc: dreamingofadarrencrissmas: everyday-im-fangirlin: forgetslyrics: yeah, okay. all three of you need to stop. we can add this guy: and: and also these ones: what about this guy? and this? or this? munbvrcsfgjretgrfxasa ALL THE GLEE BOYS! I’M GOING TO JUMP...
How to make Anderberry canon
One of Rachel’s dads (played by Stanley Tucci) donated sperm back in college to make a few extra bucks. He never expected the donation to be used. But it was, and he gets a call from Blaine on his 18th birthday. Blaine’s parents married late in life, and had trouble conceiving, so they used IVF to conceive both him and his younger sister. The information about his donor was...
More plot points coming up for A New Direction (in...
Angie (Rachel’s roommate) is in a pretty dysfunctional relationship. Rachel overhears her arguing on the phone one night, and probes for information. Angie confesses it all, and this somehow results in her singing “Miserable” by Lit to the S.O. I haven’t decided the S.O.’s gender yet. Fact: everyone is gay on this show. Kurt reveals his crush on Prof. Johnson to...
A New Direction (rough draft): First scenes,...
Please comment on anything! I want this to be perfect before I send it off to R.Murphs and co.! ETA: warning: This shit is 13 pages in Word, single spaced. Basically, it’s a long-ass read. A New Direction Episode 1: Pilot Cold open: Fade in from black. The camera is focused on RACHEL’s face, slowly panning out. KURT is holding onto her arm. RACHEL wears a sweatshirt with “NYADA”...
ifinallyfoundit: darrencrass: emptytheskiesout: Now I can put this online! My amazing friend Alyssa is the biggest Darren fan I’ll ever know, and she couldn’t be there at the concert so I asked him to record a message for her! I kept this a secret until we hung out so I could record her reaction haha. It was priceless. I don’t care who he’s talking about because ALYSSA. chutzpah i’m...
Reblog if you sneak food into movie theaters.
skip-to-the-end: michelle-my-belle: face-down-asgard-up: super-eklectic1: thekingslaststand: nicoosuxx: $4 for a pack of skittles my ass. Last time I sneaked a whole bag of chicken burritos from taco bell in there… hell yeah!! a box of popcorn is worth tuition! we use to sneak the whole Ponderosa buffet into the movies Dear future boyfriend/husband, when we go to the movies...
I love poorly-dubbed commercials. real talk
This made me laugh uncontrollably...
socialistexan: mandatee: I paused the show and when I came back this just made me lol so much. Doctor, you’re drunk. Give me your keys. Doctor, you’re stoned. Where did you find weed?
silverbellsolicitor: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and...