I did that once: Archive

Nov 1st

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Nov 1st

I hate it when synchtube twats out on me. But it’s motherfucking tea time, so it’s all good.

Nov 1st

But I don’t want to reflect on this group project.

Nov 1st

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My friend invited me to go bar-hopping with her, but I’m really moody and I know that all the women in sexy costumes is going to trigger my body issues and… pleh. On the other hand, I feel like I should be more social, and Halloween is only once a year.

Oct 31st

thank-you-for-flying-oceanic replied to your link: Commence hand-wringing and pearl clutching from the Religious Right and naive parents in 3…2…1… BUT IF WE DON’T TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT HIV THEY’LL NEVER GET IT AMIRITE I KNOW. IT’S LIKE CANCER: IF WE IGNORE THE PROBLEM, IT’LL GO AWAY. On a serious note, I really credit the parents/teachers of the Millenials for...

Oct 31st

Commence hand-wringing and pearl clutching from... →

Seriously, though, I fully approve of this. IMO, HIV should be one of those tests that is done pretty regularly starting from an early age (especially in high-risk groups*). If I had my way, everyone would be tested for HIV as a child, and have follow-up testing regularly. *This, of course, would mean that doctors would have to be open-minded enough that gay children could feel comfortable...

Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

BUT WHAT IF CHRIS IS ACTUALLY GAGA AND ELTON JOHN’S CHILD? LIKE, WHAT IF WHEN GAGA WAS 16 SHE HAD A TRYST WITH A COKED-OUT ELTON JOHN AND 9 MONTHS LATER CHRIS COLFER WAS BORN.

Oct 31st

Sometimes I fuck things up and then spend the next 8 hours being upset over the fact that I fucked up. And then when I realized that I’m being stupid, I get upset over the fact that I get upset over shit. So really this is my life right now.

Oct 31st

Everyone in the Doctor Who fandom, reblog.

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Oct 31st

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Things I want to do by the end of next year

Learn how to bartend/become an amateur bartender Learn how to DJ/become an amateur DJ Knit more than scarves Revamp Playing Like Girls and actually keep up with it Have a definite career path Write a complete piece SO MANY SHAMBLES

Oct 31st

penname007 replied to your post: I smoke cigarettes regularly. Extremely tempted to unfollow you now. lmao was anon only following you with hopes of a future relationship? I’m friends with smokers even though I hate the smell. It manages to work out. IKR? The funny thing is, I actually have no problem with smokers. I kind of like the smell of cigarettes, to be honest. Everyone smokes on...

Oct 31st

thank-you-for-flying-oceanic replied to your post: “Tough Love” is pissing me off tonight. Steve… Homophobia is a big DB for me too. Boy believes homosexuality is a choice - one more reason why he’s clearly not right for me. YES I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING. That’s a big one, too.

Oct 31st

Anonymous asked: I understand not wanting to date someone with kids, but someone who has been married? Why not?

Oct 31st

Anonymous asked: I smoke cigarettes regularly. Extremely tempted to unfollow you now.

Oct 31st

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dilophosaurus replied to your post: Fuck you, Darren. Now I have the urge to watch… you watched a christmas movie? I fucking love Christmas movies. Dad once copied that movie onto a VHS and would play it for my sister and me when it got too hot to go out and play during the summer.

Oct 31st

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“Tough Love” is pissing me off tonight. Steve told a girl she was wrong for refusing to date a smoker. I don’t think that’s an unreasonable dealbreaker at all. For reference, these are my dealbreakers: Being anti-abortion and/or anti-birth control Having kids and/or having been married Being unemployed and not seeking a job (if not in college) Not finding...

Oct 31st

Oct 30th

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Fuck you, Darren. Now I have the urge to watch “Babar: the Movie.” Which makes me also want to watch “Mother Goose Rock N’ Rhyme,” “The Chipmunk Adventure,” and “Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July,” since those are all the movies of my childhood.

Oct 30th

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Oct 30th

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wendellina replied to your post: wake-up-kid replied to your post: Fucking cracking… That picture is apparently from last week IDK, maybe I saw the wrong picture. He definitely had long hair in the one I saw, so it’s gotta be at least 1.5 years old. Regardless, tits need to be calmed.

Oct 30th

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TYPE THESE WORDS INTO YOUR MUSIC LIBRARY AND NAME... →

Happy: Only Happy When it Rains - Richard Cheese Love: I Won’t Say I’m in Love - Hercules soundtrack Hate: Whatever you Like - Weird Al Light: Flight of the Pussies - Me and My Dick Dark: The Dark I know Well - Spring Awakening Good: I’ve Seen all Good People - Yes Bad: I Wanna be Bad - Willa Ford Smile: Turn Smile Shift Repeat - Phantom Planet Cry: Crystalised - the...

Oct 30th

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wake-up-kid replied to your post: Fucking cracking up at the Darren Criss tag…. Get out of my head! All of this! Seriously, tho. I think this fandom needs to take a daily 2-hour masturbation/reading break because they will not calm their tits, and that will literally calm them.

Oct 30th

Fucking cracking up at the Darren Criss tag. Everyone is flipping shits because there’s a picture of him smoking. He looks like he’s 17 in there. And in costume. And, honestly, who gives a fuck? ’Taint my lungs. In conclusion, fandom: go read a book or masturbate or something. IDK, just get away from the computer for an hour.

Oct 30th

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Oct 30th

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Rant

I’m kind of in a mood right now. Probably because I’m tired and it’s 3 AM and it’s PMS week. More or less, here’s what’s going through my head: I went to a friend’s party tonight, and it was a lot of fun. I’m always uncomfortable at parties, though, because I’m actually a really shy person and I’m always convinced that people are...

Oct 30th

Glee fandom, you need to stop.

There is no need to examine every item in Chris Colfer’s house. Let the man have a little privacy. Go bake a cake or take a walk or something. Shit.

Oct 30th

Sarah-ism of the day

“I’m like a bisexual person, but with football.” Also,from last week: “It’s motherfucking Jerrymandering, that’s what it is.”

Oct 29th

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What the fuck is this shit?

omg…i do like ur profile personalities plus ur beauty…i’m 28 raye by name..i do loves cross breed dogs..but am here to ask you to gv me a chance and kindly find me place in ur heart to lay my body…i’m caring and i wish to make u happy ever..i wanna be the sun in ur morning..i wanna b the one dat wakes u with warm kiss,peck and hug..wht abt preparing u coffee wen u...

Oct 29th

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friends-like-us started following you;...

Oct 29th

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After the shitty DJ at the club last night, I've...

It’ll be called White Bitches and it will be flawless.

Oct 29th

I really want to see “Dog Sees God” again. My old college’s theater department did it when I was a freshman, and I cried like a fucking baby. It’s a re-imagining of Peanuts as high schoolers, and the last scene… just… chills thinking about it. Keep in mind, as well, that it came out right after Charles Schultz died. ...

Oct 29th