May 2013
Who Does this Merchandise at Target Look Like?
feministdisney:
from Jezebel:
The correct answer is: It’s Brave’s Merida. The more correct answer: It could be any of the white ones (so… almost all of them?) with a wavy — it’s not even curly! Jesus! — red wig on. Ugh!
Sold via Target as part of the “Ultimate Disney Princess” collection, this Merida is completely unrecognizable as anything other than a conservatively dressed Barbie with a...
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
murphels:
there is so much unresolved shit left in this season i am 11000% sure i am going to be disappointed in the last ten minutes of this episode
Welcome to the last season of Lost.
realize glee is over
log into tumblr to see what happened
everyone is angry
everyone is threatening to stop watching
join me my children
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You know what I missed? Talking to dudes I’m into online and having that heart-beating-out-of-the-chest feeling while waiting for them to respond.
Let's make this a thing
Next time you’re involved in a telephonic sexual escapade (i.e. sexting), and your partner is close to orgasm, send hir a picture of Kramer from Seinfeld. Either zie loses hir arousal, or zie will cum to Kramer. Either way, it’s funny.
It’s called Kramering and it’s okay because Michael Richards is a dick.
I don’t understand why people yell. Like, I cannot think of a single situation where any party benefits from yelling. In fact, I cannot think of a single situation that is NOT improved by talking it out like a fucking grown-up.
April 2013
stumblingphrases:
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere
I ship it.
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Just fyi, Boyfriend and I broke up. I’m fine, though. It was a mutual choice, and we’re still friends.
lolplatonicklaine:
when I find myself in times of trouble, the Criss brothers come to me, speaking words of wisdom
I’m having a think.
Long story short, I’m training to walk a 5K and I really like it. So I have this idea to have a Starkid marathon where people raise money for a charity by walking/running/etc. and there’s a hashtag #RunningForStarkid. So yeah.
wtfniceguys:
If you’re having Nice Guy problems I feel bad for you, son. I’ve got 99 problems but a misogynistic sense of entitlement ain’t one.
twigwise:
asuka-sohryu:
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
This
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
and if you ever feel bad about the amount of sex you’re not having
just remember
that pandas don’t know how to fuck
and...
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The Zombie Apocalypse Workout
I’m going to be making a video for this once I can, you know, do it and talk at the same time. The whole workout takes about 20 minutes and can easily be modified to be more/less intense and doable for all conditions. Do each item for 2-3 sets of 8, or until you feel those muscles getting tired. Enjoy!
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Your own warm-up that ends on the floor. Lay down on your back.
The...
hairandglasses:
the-vashta-nerada:
the-vashta-nerada:
i just created an okcupid profile called ilovefedoraguys
it is time to create myself into the perfect woman
yes
this will do nicely
youre playing a dangerous game
masterhawki:
mewtwowithaweave:
cross-dressingsatanlobster:
have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg
they did the do
when people get married and go on a honeymoon
they’re doing the do
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I have created three mash-ups that you should be...
1) How’s It Gonna Be/Bitch
2) We Are Never Getting Back Together/Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)
3) Will You Still Love ME Tomorrow/Fuck You
I’m strongly considering going braless daily for health, comfort, and political statement.
Discuss.
toolofatook:
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles
YOU
SHALL
NOT
FLOOOOOAT
I love that in the late 90’s, music video producers had this idea that every nightclub was just a poorly-lit warehouse where people battle through break-dancing in cargo pants.
Today I saw a really attractive person on the car next to me and I couldn’t tell what hir gender was, but I want to bang hir regardless.
That’s what being queer is like for me.
Randomness: thegoddamazon: ghdos: kingjaffejoffer:... →
curiouskitty:
thegoddamazon:
ghdos:
kingjaffejoffer:
has there ever been a tv show in which the main character was killed off and the show simply continued with someone else?
A Different World. Well, they didn’t kill her obviously but she was only there for the first season.
Hmm…
Shut…
Doctor Who. That’s literally the point.
Academic Men Explain Things to Me: Don't major in... →
mansplained:
I work at a place that sells, among other things, used books. One day, a white male coworker of mine was entering an Anthropology textbook from the early 20th century into the hold system for a customer. Knowing that I’m majoring in Anthropology, he called me over to show it to me.
He flipped…
I’m a Jewish woman who doesn’t speak I’m verse. Guess I...
THE SUN’LL COME OUT
VAGINA
BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT
VAGINA
THERE’LL BE SUN
JUST THINKIN ABOUT
VAGINA
CLEARS AWAY THE COBWEBS AND THE SORROW
TIL THERE’S NONE
WHEN I’M STUCK IN A DAY THAT’S GRAY
AND LONELY
I JUST STICK OUT MY CHIN AND GRIN
AND SAAAAAAAY
VAGINA VAGINA
I LOVE YOU VAGINA
YOU’RE ALWAYS A DAY A WAY
iwanlewiss:
there are many things in this life i do not understand and this picture is one of them
they look like everyone I went to high school with
I really want to create an after-school program for middle and high schoolers on actual life skills. I’ve just accepted that that won’t be taught in public schools for several decades if ever. It would be simple things that you’re just expected to know as an adult, like cooking, cleaning, house/vehicle maintenance, etc.
The younger kids (10-12) would start out with easy...
la-gaudiere:
no matter how much money they make cassandra clare’s best-selling novels will still be based in part on ron/ginny incest fic you can’t run away from that
all of the western literary canon is bible fanfic but people still read it
You do not exist.
bedquest:
coketalk:
At any given moment, you do not exist. Your body exists, temporary though it may be. Still, you are not your body. You are merely an electrochemical process of your body. The continuity of your separate self is manufactured every few milliseconds by a hunk of warm grey meat between your ears. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, your brain has created you a...
24 hour waiting period to buy a gun: socialism.
24 hour waiting period to obtain a legal medical procedure: necessary for tha ladeez own good
March 2013
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I love* that in American politics, you can propose and enact all kinds of racist legislation, imply that only Hispanic people are immigrants, encourage race-based profiling to find and arrest them, dehumanize them, explicitly assert that they are “stealing” from Americans, use a fucking line from a satire on illegal immigration unironically, and generally do everything you can to fuck...
If you don’t think LGBT people should have the same rights as straight cis people, can you just go live in the dank hole you crawled out of and stay there because the rest of us want to get on that “freedom and justice for all” thing.
