I did that once

murphels:

there is so much unresolved shit left in this season i am 11000% sure i am going to be disappointed in the last ten minutes of this episode

Welcome to the last season of Lost.

(via blaineheavenanderson)

• realize glee is over
• log into tumblr to see what happened
• everyone is angry
• everyone is threatening to stop watching
• join me my children

You know what I missed?  Talking to dudes I’m into online and having that heart-beating-out-of-the-chest feeling while waiting for them to respond.

Let’s make this a thing

Next time you’re involved in a telephonic sexual escapade (i.e. sexting), and your partner is close to orgasm, send hir a picture of Kramer from Seinfeld.  Either zie loses hir arousal, or zie will cum to Kramer.  Either way, it’s funny.

It’s called Kramering and it’s okay because Michael Richards is a dick.

I don’t understand why people yell.  Like, I cannot think of a single situation where any party benefits from yelling.  In fact, I cannot think of a single situation that is NOT improved by talking it out like a fucking grown-up.

stumblingphrases:

you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere

(via blaineheavenanderson)

I ship it.

Just fyi, Boyfriend and I broke up. I’m fine, though. It was a mutual choice, and we’re still friends.