It’s like he’s not even trying to troll.
TW: fat-hate, body-shaming, and sexism like whoa.

This dude lives in Atlanta, Internet. Go crazy.

What if Gordon Ramsay was your high school guidance counselor tho

orgasm:

whenever i see a pic of jared leto i always have to think if he’s jesus for a second

what do you mean for a second

(via ruinedchildhood)

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

(via minas-t1rith)

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

I raise you the OITNB episodes without Piper.

(via chatterboxrose)

but what if

an epcot

but for dicks

To paraphrase Todd in the Shadows, in a perfect world, this song would have held the place in pop culture that “Blurred Lines” does.

I’m wearing a dress today and my underwear has a giant hole so basically my entire vagina has been on display today.

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

felandry

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